Contact Putin

• Do you need gas imports?
• Are you interested in learning how to navigate your country's constitution to remain in power for decades?
• Do you have a desire to invade another sovereign nation, or perhaps something as small scale as taking over your neighbor's home?
• Are you having trouble controlling free speech while maintaining positive political support?

Those are just a few items I am able to help you tackle. I have decades of bare-chested, grimace-faced, strong-armed dictatorship experience.